From: UFO UpDates - Toronto <post.nul> Date: Sat, 03 Dec 2011 12:01:39 -0500 Archived: Sat, 03 Dec 2011 12:01:39 -0500 Subject: Jesus Borg Cube Awesome New UFO Theory Source: Io9.Com http://tinyurl.com/7jl9ann Dec 2, 2011 [Doh!] Awesome New UFO Theory: Approaching Comet Is Really A Borg Cube From Jesus By Charlie Jane Anders Awesome New UFO Theory: Approaching Comet is Really a Borg Cube From JesusThere's nothing better than a wild UFO conspiracy theory - unless it's a UFO theory that wraps in a debunked comet, the Catholic Church, and Star Trek: The Next Generation. Conspiracy theorists believe that Comet Elenin is rapidly approaching Earth, and that it's a perfect cube. A cube piloted by cyborgs who seek to assimiliate the human race into their collective. A Borg Cube, in other words. Yes, the writers of Star Trek: The Next Generation "were being prophetic" when they created the Borg, writes extraterrestrial expert Alex Collier over at the Canadian National Newspaper. (For what it's worth, NASA says Comet Elenin was destroyed in October, and it was never going to be an issue in any case. But that's just what you'd expect them to say.) So Comet Elenin wasn't actually destroyed, and it's a perfect cube, and this proves the Borg are real. Okay. But it doesn't stop there - apparently this Borg cube is known as the Galactic Obliteration Device, or G.O.D. for short. And there's tons of evidence that Christianity and the Bible are really about how Jesus is a Borg and he's coming to assimilate us. Just look at the image up top, depicting "Jesus of Borg". Apparently this is spelled out in the Book of Revelation. Over at the Luciferian Liberation Front, there's an article that spells out how going to Heaven is really a metaphor for joining the Borg: [More at site... ] Listen to 'Strange Days... Indeed' - The PodCast At: http://www.virtuallystrange.net/ufo/sdi/program/ These contents above are copyright of the author and UFO UpDates - Toronto. They may not be reproduced without the express permission of both parties and are intended for educational use only.
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