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Jesus Borg Cube Awesome New UFO Theory

From: UFO UpDates - Toronto <post.nul>
Date: Sat, 03 Dec 2011 12:01:39 -0500
Archived: Sat, 03 Dec 2011 12:01:39 -0500
Subject: Jesus Borg Cube Awesome New UFO Theory

Source: Io9.Com


Dec 2, 2011


Awesome New UFO Theory: Approaching Comet Is Really A Borg Cube
From Jesus
By Charlie Jane Anders

Awesome New UFO Theory: Approaching Comet is Really a Borg Cube
From JesusThere's nothing better than a wild UFO conspiracy
theory - unless it's a UFO theory that wraps in a debunked
comet, the Catholic Church, and Star Trek: The Next Generation.

Conspiracy theorists believe that Comet Elenin is rapidly
approaching Earth, and that it's a perfect cube. A cube piloted
by cyborgs who seek to assimiliate the human race into their
collective. A Borg Cube, in other words. Yes, the writers of
Star Trek: The Next Generation "were being prophetic" when they
created the Borg, writes extraterrestrial expert Alex Collier
over at the Canadian National Newspaper.

(For what it's worth, NASA says Comet Elenin was destroyed in
October, and it was never going to be an issue in any case. But
that's just what you'd expect them to say.)

So Comet Elenin wasn't actually destroyed, and it's a perfect
cube, and this proves the Borg are real. Okay. But it doesn't
stop there - apparently this Borg cube is known as the Galactic
Obliteration Device, or G.O.D. for short. And there's tons of
evidence that Christianity and the Bible are really about how
Jesus is a Borg and he's coming to assimilate us. Just look at
the image up top, depicting "Jesus of Borg". Apparently this is
spelled out in the Book of Revelation.

Over at the Luciferian Liberation Front, there's an article that
spells out how going to Heaven is really a metaphor for joining
the Borg:

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