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Hairless Monkeys And Flying Saucer Encounters

From: UFO UpDates - Toronto <ufoupdates.nul>
Date: Fri, 02 May 2008 10:00:00 -0400
Archived: Fri, 02 May 2008 10:00:00 -0400
Subject: Hairless Monkeys And Flying Saucer Encounters

Source: Capitol Hill Blue - Floyd, Virginia, USA


April 30, 2008

We Hairless Monkeys And Flying Saucer Or Superior Intelligence

by Richard Kane

When I was a child, I took a rubber band and a paper clip and
gently shot it in the direction of a bully pigeon and all the
pigeons scattered. The first Million-Monkey story was in Readers
Digest in 1956 or 57, and had nothing about monkeys on other
Islands suddenly washing sweet potatoes. It ended with one
monkey discovering that by crashing trash can lids together he
could scare the other male monkeys and get the girls. I suspect
if another monkey happened to discover a kitchen knife would be
useful for similar purposes, the anthropologists would stop him.

Flying saucers take on many shapes with could mean that a lot of
superior creatures like to picnic in its primitive splendor,
most being careful not to leave any beer cans lying around, but
if they do more superior visitors will clean up after them.

Infants among the visitors can play with a butterfly or one of
the hairless apes, until mommy or daddy comes along and puts the
butterfly and/or human ape back together, even erase some or all
the memory if that monkey faces post traumatic stress.

Itís possibly that a slightly superior civilization a couple of
light years away is hoping that they can get away with doing us
in without the (or a) superior force interfering by pushing
destructive comets out of our way, so we wonít be alert when an
extinction type asteroid heads our way.

I have a slight problem with revealing more details. They donít
want bees or hairless monkeys in their primitive jets buzzing
around them, and they donít want hairless monkeys messing with
their equipment, or worshiping them. But somehow they donít have
the power to prevent us from worshiping them, without removing
all our memories which they donít want to do, then this essay
they might find a little irritating.

So how much can I say without some or all of this email
disappearing and me suddenly not remembering what I was doing on
Apr 30, 08

But I will risk saying slightly more. We were, during the Cold
War, four seconds to midnight for quite a while, and Cheney
keeps trying to attack Iran but strange coincidence seems to
keep getting in his way. I may or may not get away with this
paragraph without getting amnesia by enclosing a link that will
make World War III slightly less likely without repeated
interference from above.


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