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Re: Radio Search For ET Draws A Blank - Goldstein

From: Josh Goldstein <lovolution.nul>
Date: Tue, 30 Mar 2004 04:46:43 -0800
Fwd Date: Tue, 30 Mar 2004 13:28:08 -0500
Subject: Re: Radio Search For ET Draws A Blank - Goldstein


>From: Larry Hatch <larryhatch.nul>
>To: ufoupdates.nul
>Date: Sun, 28 Mar 2004 14:11:44 -0800
>Subject: Re: Radio Search For ET Draws A Blank

>>From: Eleanor White <eleanor.nul>
>>To: ufoupdates.nul
>>Date: Sat, 27 Mar 2004 17:04:32 -0500
>>Subject: Re: Radio Search For ET Draws A Blank

>>>From: Joe McGonagle <joe.mcgonagle.nul>
>>>To: <ufoupdates.nul>
>>>Date: Sat, 27 Mar 2004 12:39:48 -0000
>>>Subject: Radio Search For ET Draws A Blank

>>>Radio search for ET draws a blank

>>I wonder if it would pay for psychics to regularly attempt to
>>scan for signs of life. Psychic signals seem much more promising
>>than conventional electromagnetic. An experiment where, say,
>>half a dozen psychics, particularly those trained in remote
>>viewing and who have demonstrated track records, might make one
>>serious attempt per week for a year, keeping their impressions
>>in confidential logs until the end of a year.

>>They might try for impressions of locations of promising
>>segments of the celestial sphere.

>>These logs could be tallied and compared at the end of the
>>year, and any promising segments referenced by two or more of
>>the psychics might then be scrutinzed more closely by radio
>>telescopes.

>>Congruencies other than location in the sky might suggest
>>further experiments.

>As a parallel experiment, with rigorous double blind controls,
>expert water dowsers could scan upwards instead of along the
>ground. By waving their dowsing sticks at the various parts of
>the night sky, and carefully recording the coordinates of any
>twitches, records could be established for the most promising
>coordinates.

>Water is the wellspring of life on this planet of course, and
>presumably elsewhere.

>After suitable results are recorded from both groups, those
>would be compared for any correlations. A third group, religious
>prophets say, could be used as a control, and/or to settle
>disputes and inconsistencies.


Hello 'ol Larry and mind manipulated sweet Eleanor,

I'd like to offer some things that would make this have a great
deal more power and a thousand times more ability to make
contact with _Them_.

1/  The psychic or the dowser should sit or lay outside in an
open space far outside of town with a beautiful view (like a
mountain top) where you are at an altitude closer to rhe stars.

2/ It is very important that this be miles away from any village
or town. You want to escape from the enemies of psychics and
dowsers. They are: cell phone towers, radio or television
transmitters, microwave emitters, non-organic foods, pasteurized
milk, no meat, eggs or seafood the rest of your life, no
artificial fabrics and no fabric dyes, no shoes or anything of
leather, no shaving, whether it be face, armpits, chests, legs
or
vagina.

3/ After meditating 12 hours a day, going to sleep at sunset and
waking before sunrise, no electricity, TV or radio for six
months (the last three must require daily coffee enemas and a
complete fast of only water then you can go to your mountain
top.

4/ Up there park in a nice grassy spot so that you can sit or
lay nude under the stars but near your car. Smoke the holy
sacramental herb if you desire.

5/ Take the required auto jumper cables, your special custom
designed kit of a lead and the instructions on how to connect
the lead to your electronic igntion. Lay those next to the front
of the car and open the hood, Connect the lead to your ignition
as instructed. Put the secret black box at the other end of the
lead on the ground. Make sure the switch is in the off position.
Place the temporal lobe trigger pad headband. Start your car.
Connect the jumper cables to the battery terminals while holding
the other ends in your hand.

6/ Once you have sat down (psychics) or have laid down on your
back blanket on the grass then clip the ends of the jumper
cables to your great toes. Switch the black box on. Get centered
and start chanting the

mantra of Nibiru with steady soft breathing.. If you are a
dowser point your dowsing rods straight up. If they are
connected to the black box You will see St. Elmo's fire start
dancing on the rods. Place the end of

the rods on your temples and you will soon see St. Elmo's fire
dancing in your brain. Do not forget to keep chanting and
breathing. Point your rods to a star or planet and the magic
will begin and you will see the light and be enlightened forever
unless you violate the no nos I told you to stop eating,
drinking, etc.

7/  A great example is pointing your rods at Mars If you hold
them extremely motionless or fixed in a jig you will be able to
see where on Mars there is more or less water. YOU CAN ONLY DO
THIS BY PURCHASING THE BLACK BOX.

8/ A WARNING TO PSYCHICS! Do not use this device more often than
once every other day except on leap years and the federal
holidays.

IT IS A VERY SHORT STEP FROM PSYCHIC TO PSYCHO1

We're selling out in two ways and the kits are flying out the
door. If you act immediately you can get this miracle kit not at
the retail price of $599.95 but we will give you two kits for
only $1150.00. You must have two so that you can share this
magical ecstacy with your wife, partner, kids, grandma or
grandpa, gay wife or husband, cellmate in prison, intrested
aliens or even your pet dog.

And we will also toss in for free the Model IV Ginzu knife plus
a signed book masterpiece channeled by our master, The Greatest
Ginzu, In the book you will see the history of the Knife
Cult.and begin to learn the teachings. by becoming a Ginzu
devotee you have the rare guft to serve at the beck and call of
the Greatest Guru, half human, half God. Your life will never be
the same ever again. You may be the lucky devotee who is chosen
by The Greatest Guru to bear the next generation Guru or Guruess
to bring light to this dark world. It is protocol to lick the
feet of the Guru as a tribute for having received such a
blessing.

Only those who have purchased two black box kits will be
eligible to be chosen by the master.

GET THEM NOW! THEY ARE RAPIDLY BEING SOLD OUT TWO AT A TIME!

Hmm, I'm in Santa Cruz, there are so many New Age wackos that it
would be relativity easy to give weekend workshop for $300,00 a
pop. I will of course play The Greatest Guru. I would easily
captivate the deluded folks, Heading north from Big Sur there is
Carmel, Monterey, Santa Cruz,, San Jose, Silicon Valley, Palo
Alto, San Francisco, Berkely, Oakland and northern California up
to Oregon. There literally are millions ready to have their
pockets.picked and become true believers, I can quickly buy that
Ferrari I lust for, a car fit for a Godman.

Damn, why was I cursed by being an honest man? I once again miss
getting wealthy. <G>The UFO field is always ripe for scams.


Bye,

Josh



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