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"Fridge Magnet Is Alien Artefact" Episode 2

From: Chris Parr <cparr.nul>
Date: Sat, 27 Mar 2004 20:47:41 -0000
Fwd Date: Sun, 28 Mar 2004 15:28:10 -0500
Subject: "Fridge Magnet Is Alien Artefact" Episode 2

>From: Chris Parr <cparr.nul>
>To: <ufoupdates.nul>
>Date: Wed, 24 Mar 2004 16:27:13 -0000
>Subject: Ufologist "Fridge Magnet Is Alien Artefact"

>Award winning Ufologist believes fridge magnet is Alien Artefact

>UFO Magazine UK UFO investigator of the Year Sharon Larkin has
>groundbreaking testimony relating to an "Alien artefact" that
>has apparently made the treacherous journey around the Universe
>and embedded itself onto the paintwork of her cousins car.


"Fridge Magnet is Alien Artefact" Episode 2


X-FILES Report 28841 "Alien Artefact" -- March 2004
F.B.I / REF / RH46 /  Agent Dana Scully

The claims of UK Ufologist Sharon Larkin have provided a
Terrestrial explanation. The object in question found to be a
magnetic novelty item originating from Kaysar & Kaysar Desktop
Products of Michigan U.S.A.

My colleague Agent Mulder confirmed that the UK case was "silly
in origin and content" and potentially damaging to the future of
serious and credible Paranormal Research/Studies. He added that
he had never laughed so much since the time he attended a Bufora
Council Meeting during the fall of 1994.

Director Skinner gave reassurances that future X-FILES cases
would be given the strictest scrutiny in order to filter out the
"Crank Element". This latest incident has jeopardised the very
existence of the X-Files and the Department is now under review.
In relation to this, Det Skinner admitted " I am placed in a
tight corner over this, even Tooms couldn't get out of it"

Agent Mulder's Oxford University connections found no evidence
to confirm that the fragments of the alleged Alien Artefact were
actually sent to Cambridge University for analysis.

I conclude that X-FILE 28841 "Alien Artefact" is Closed

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