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Pyramids And Extraterrestrials

From: Greg Boone <Evolbaby.nul>
Date: Thu, 4 Mar 2004 22:01:19 EST
Fwd Date: Fri, 05 Mar 2004 09:40:33 -0500
Subject: Pyramids And Extraterrestrials

I have a theory regarding the construction of the great

These monumental structures are found about the Earth.
Constructed of apparently quarried rock of such weight that
modern machinery cannot lift them.

Their precision of construction is such that it is almost
unfathomable by modern science.

So since our greatest scientists can't unravel this mystery the
only explanation is they were designed and constructed by or
with the assistance of extraterrestrials.

Yet I have another theory. Something that's gnawed at me for
years. It should have been as plain as the freckles on my face.
Yet it's so unorthodox I and others who have proposed this have
come under fire.

Here's my theory on who built these looming structures.

Get ready. It's a bit way out there.

I believe from all the data and evidence that the pyramids were
actually constructed by:

Very, very, very, very smart people.

I know, I know. It flies in the face of all convention yet
that's the best conclusion I've come up with.

Yes, it's quizzicle how people thousands of years ago could have
achieved these marvels of manufacture that all our modern
technologies cannot duplicate thus they must have been built by
aliens from space.

But even today my granma's Chrismas Snowball recipe cannot be
duplicated even with the most advanced computer technology.

I guess by default that means my grandma's dishes were created
by or via the assistance of benevolent aliens with a penchant
for yuletide cheer?

Tongue in cheek,


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