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Bush & Cheney Did In Martians

From: Frank Warren <frank-warren.nul>
Date: Wed, 03 Mar 2004 06:51:28 -0800
Fwd Date: Wed, 03 Mar 2004 16:16:06 -0500
Subject: Bush & Cheney Did In Martians

Source: Rush Limbaugh


March 2, 2004

Bush & Cheney Did In Martians

NASA says that Mars was once wet enough to sustain life, but
there's no life up there now. There's a lesson here. Something
had to happen. Gay marriage, or some other combination of moral
decay must've done them in.

The libs just have to find life somewhere else, and it has to be
more advanced than ours. We are nothing but a bunch of schlubs.
We are rudimentary simpletons, as proven by our tendency to war
and fight with one another. Have you ever noticed that when
liberals imagine life elsewhere, it's always smarter than we
are? It's always more brilliant, because they can get here but
we can't get there?

Liberals like Spielberg make these UFO movies, and guess where
they land? They land in trailer parks! If you are an advanced
civilization why wouldn't you land at the Smithsonian? I'm
fascinated if there is or was life up there, but James Michener
wrote a great book called "Space." Based on what was known about
the universe back in the 70s when the book came out, the
conclusion was there may not be life elsewhere. Our earth may be
so unique that the odds may be against life being anywhere else.
It was controversial at the time, and it is still controversial

Ladies and gentlemen, it may not have been gay marriage that did
in the Martians. There once were Martians. We now know because
NASA is telling us there's enough water up there to have
sustained life. What could have happened? What could have caused
the end of a truly superior and advanced civilization, one that
had to previously occupy Mars to where it's now just basically a
Dust Bowl? It had to be Halliburton or something like the Bush
administration on Mars that used up all the resources, trying to
advance their portfolios.

Big business did in the Martians. If we can find the Martian
stock market we'll find the answer. They didn't conserve, save
the trees, save the natural, pristine tundra, and used up all
the water -- probably while drilling for oil. It won't be long
before this theory is advanced, at DemocratUnderground or some
Howard Dean site, and it won't be long before John Kerry says
Bush did not act soon enough to send troops to Mars to save the
Martians. Mark my words.

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