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Re: Filer's Files #10-2004 - Stanford

From: Ray Stanford <dinotracker.nul>
Date: Mon, 1 Mar 2004 16:37:33 -0500
Fwd Date: Tue, 02 Mar 2004 08:55:39 -0500
Subject: Re: Filer's Files #10-2004 - Stanford

>From: Tim Shell <tshell.nul>
>To: ufoupdates.nul
>Date: Mon, 1 Mar 2004 14:02:32 -0600
>Subject: Re: Filer's Files #10-2004

>>From: Ray Stanford <dinotracker.nul>
>>Date: Sun, 29 Feb 2004 14:23:48 -0500
>>To: <ufoupdates.nul>
>>Subject: Re: Filer's Files #10-2004

>>>From: George A. Filer Majorstar.nul
>>>To: UFO UpDates - Toronto <ufoupdates.nul>
>>>Date: Sat, 28 Feb 2004 20:25:36 -0500
>>>Subject: Filer's Files #10-2004


>>"Proof of ET on Mars E Rock"! I've seen some 'caca de toro' on
>>this list at times, but, by George, this takes the cake! :)

>Well, I think it just proves beyond a doubt that Martians knew
>English, or some other language with that serifed "E" in it, but
>they weren't very good at kerning, because there are no other
>letters on either side of it. I guess they were destroyed, while
>the "E" remained untouched. Lucky for us, huh? Or maybe somebody
>just decided to "buy a vowel" and that's as far as they got.

>I think it's tremendously fortunate that both rovers landed in
>areas that are so obviously chock full of ancient ruins and
>artifacts. But, then again, reviewing some of these
>"discoveries," I get the feeling the whole planet is covered
>with ruins and artifacts, like a giant junkyard.

>Hey, maybe that's where all the rust comes from!

Right-on, Tim! Sharp observer. Did you notice that old 1940 Ford
hubcap laying off to the side over there? Heck, someone might
taken that to be a landed UFO!

After reading Filer's earth-shaking announcement, I got to
looking really closely and think there might be an old, faded
Viagra box back in the distance, discarded by some Martian. I
suspect you can read it if you squint real hard. Always wondered
who robbed our local drug store, and why.

Some of those spammers ought to broadcast their spam the
Martians, heck if those guys had to have Antonio Villas-Boas
service their lassie, they must need all the help they can get.

Ray Stanford

Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known."
 - Carl Sagan

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