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Re: UFO Magazine UK - Miller

From: Stuart Miller <Stuart.Miller4.nul>
Date: Sat, 28 Feb 2004 12:28:03 -0000
Fwd Date: Sat, 28 Feb 2004 11:16:27 -0500
Subject: Re: UFO Magazine UK - Miller

>From: Ray Stanford <dinotracker.nul>
>To: <ufoupdates.nul>
>Date: Fri, 27 Feb 2004 11:24:39 -0500
>Subject: Re: UFO Magazine UK

>>From: John Harney <magonia.nul>
>>To: <ufoupdates.nul>
>>Date: Wed, 25 Feb 2004 19:51:49 -0000
>>Subject: Re: UFO Magazine UK


>On the edition in my hand, the "Volume 24, No. 1, Jan" is found
>in white, the smallest type font on the cover, and is located
>just above the tiny color image of the U.S. flag, to the right
>of which reads USA $6.99, and just below that is the Canadian
>flag in color, followed by CS7.99. Does your issue there show
>those flags and the US and Canadian prices?

Could you do me a favour and count the number of stars on the
American flag? It matters. If there are 49, then you are paying
the correct cover price. If there are 50, then you are being
overcharged by one dollar.

>If not, did it ever
>dawn on you and Stuart Miller that I might be describing the
>cover for a Newsstand Edition as sold here in the U.S.A. and in
>Canada, which could necessarily list something the British
>edition does not, perhaps for purpose of some requirement,
>possibly, of the US distributors that the issue be stated as I
>have quoted for purpose of keeping track of which issue they
>already have up on the newsstands?

No, it never dawned on me at all.

>With the magazine editor's permission, I would be happy to scan
>the cover and send you and Stuart a copy.

You do not have his permission. He doesn't like you at the
moment. He thinks you're horrid. Please respect our copyright
and under no circumstances do you have permission to reproduce
anything from the magazine. Failure to adhere to this
instruction will result in action by our lawyers, Sue, Grabbit,
and Run.

Copyright theft Ray is just that. Theft. (Isn't the concept of
irony a wonderful thing?)

>Further more John Harney, it is disgusting of you to say,
>"...tell us if you can still see it", as though to imply that I
>hallucinated it, looking down your pelican beak that is so long
>that your intellectual focus it too poor to think before your
>nose that there just might be a special cover adapted to US or
>Canadian newsstand service.

I don't think John was implying you were hallucinating. I think
he was trying to suggest you weren't very bright.

>I am reasonably confident that by now Stuart Miller knows that I
>was right (He could easily discover that there is such a US &
>Canada newsstand edition by asking the publisher.) but is too
>ashamed of his hasty mistake to have told the list.

On that point you are right. I have never felt so ashamed in all
my life. As someone who is used to speaking to and helping those
with issues, I feel in this case Ray I have let you down badly.
I am sorry.

>Do you really suppose that I made up such a trivial detail,
>either consciously (or unconsciously, hallucinated it)? Stupid!
>Motivation, John?! What would your pelican mind suppose would be
>my motivation for adding such an alleged (by you) false and
>trivial detail to my post?

As you know Ray, pelicans eat fish. I think John smelt something
fishy about your observation about the issue details of the mag
and was just pecking around to see if there was anything tasty
to get that enormous beak of his into. I think he struck

>Would you like a signed note from my local bookseller, Books-A-
>Million, where I bought the newsstand copy, on their letterhead,
>confirming what the cover says? :)

Could you? It would be helpful. Then perhaps it can be lodged in
the UFO UpDates Archives at the Virtually Strange site so that
it can assume it's importance and position alongside such other
relevant missives like the Eisenhower Briefing and Kennedy's
note to his milkman.

>I invite US and Canadian List members

If there is a party Ray, I want to be invited.

>to just have a look at the
>current newsstand edition of UFO Magazine if you can find it at
>a good bookstore or newsstand and confirm to this List (if
>you've time and inclination) how wrong Pelican John is on this

Just one small point. UFO Magazine is available in the States
not only from good bookstores but bad ones as well.

>The last laugh on this issue (pun intended) is mine, John. :)

If you say so Ray.

Stuart Miller

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