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Close Encounter Yours For $1.3m

From: Frank Warren <frank-warren.nul>
Date: Tue, 17 Feb 2004 11:57:47 -0800
Fwd Date: Tue, 17 Feb 2004 17:02:02 -0500
Subject: Close Encounter Yours For $1.3m


Source: The Register

http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/28/35616.html

17/02/2004

Close Encounter yours for $1.3m
By Lester Haines

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Blimey they don't half sell some old rubbish on eBay, eh? The
latest extraordinary item to come to our attention is a close
encounter video apparently shot in 1998 by someone called
"Sargel18".

Of course, there's plenty of this sort of nonsense going down on
the world's favourite auction site, but the blurb accompanying
this particular must-have offer is worth a shufti. Here's the
intro:

A BRIEF BIO ON SARGEL18: In 1988 a man walked down into his
basement in his home in Ringwood NJ and sees hundreds of black
Salamanders lining its walls and floor. At this exact moment, he
remembers that while living in Wanaque NJ in 1964 he was invited
aboard a UFO. After recalling this powerful experience, his life
begins to fall apart and within months he finds himself at the
door of a powerful witch in search of the meaning of his
experiences. As the door opened, the words spoken to him would
set him on the path of becoming one of the most successful
metaphysical researchers to come about in our known memory.

"I've been waiting for you for 15 years. Now come inside it's
time to start your teachings". And so it goes twittering on for
what seems like hours. What is actually for sale, though, is
"history making, 1998 video footage of a meeting with an
interdimensional Alien ('contact' by Sargel18) in the deep woods
of Wanaque, NJ.".

Good Lord. And here, for the record, is what such an encounter
(with suitable digital enhancements) looks like:

Please do not ask us what on earth a "preSumer Naggas" is and
why it should want to appear in a puff of smoke in New Jersey.
The vendor's insane ravings do not throw any light on the
matter.

Still, if you'd like to examine the footage in further detail,
it's yours for a cool $1.3m. And don't think about sending Mr 18
sarky emails, either. This bloke is deadly serious:

First, let's get this out of the way. Harassing and or menacing
emails will be forwarded to the proper authorities. Also, please
do not send me any letters, which contain attachments, as they
will all, be deleted immediately, without viewing.

Let me also remind you that placing a winning bid on eBay
constitutes a legally binding contract. Any false bids will be
dealt with by eBay standards and also my lawyer will be
contacted. Consider the above, fair warning as this is a legal
auction. Better play it safe and just visit Sargel18's website
instead. It's heralded as "THE ONGOING RESEARCH OF AN ALCHEMICAL
METAPHYSICIAN AT AN ANCIENT NEW JERSEY VORTEX", and complete
with the following warning:

The pictures and information contained hereon can be very
unsettling for some peoples realities. Our observation's show
that over 7 out of 10 people when viewing certain pictures that
relate directly to their belief systems have a tendency to shut
down the reasoning part of the brain and show signs of nervous
tension. We believe that this directly relates to reality
programming that has been instilled in our race since its
conception. "By whom", is the ultimate question that needs an
answer. Please proceed with caution.

Readers will have to find out for themselves what shocking
truths lie beyond this web portal, because there's no way on
God's earth this particular hack is going to risk complete
mental collapse by coming face-to-face with the intergalactic
terror which is the preSumer Naggas. Don't say we didn't warn
you.






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