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Re: Janet Jackson & UFOs - Boone

From: Greg Boone <Evolbaby.nul>
Date: Fri, 6 Feb 2004 09:26:26 EST
Fwd Date: Fri, 06 Feb 2004 13:07:34 -0500
Subject: Re: Janet Jackson & UFOs - Boone

See! I told you so!

Already since the 'Super Bowl Incident' where singer Janet
Jackson exposed a breast the outcry is overwhelming to say the

There are actually FCC investigations into the matter,
Congressional panels assembled and tens of thousands of news and
talk show hours and who knows how many miles of print dedicated
to it.

There hasn't been a marshalling of American resources this huge
since the invasion of Normandy and it's all because a prank has
gone awry.

It's the record breaking internet search item as well.

Yet 50 years of UFO sightings, solid citizens reporting
abductions and etc. and even a highly publicized sighting over a
major city for the umpteenth time don't warrant as much
attention and resources by our government?

What kind of bs is this? A woman bears a breast? We're mammals!
We're called mammals for a very simple reason:

We have mammary glands!

Only in the U.S. would some throwback nonsense like this occur.
With ever present real dangers to our very existence as a
species at hand the best our countrymen can do is piss and moan
about a woman showing a boob.

We're nuts. Plain and simple.

From now on whenever anyone mentions the Janet Jackson boob
incident again I'm going to say things like:

It wasn't a boob, it was a weather balloon.

How do you know it was a real boob? There's no solid evidence.

Can you produce anything other than videotape? Video can be
tampered with you know!

I'll believe it was a boob when I get my hands on it to examine!

Only one boob? You'll have to provide more than one boob to
convince me!

I'll have to ask Phil Klass if it's a real boob. He's older than
me and I'm sure he's seen his share of real boobs and if he says
it's a real boob I'll buy it.

Just because you saw it on the internet doesn't mean it's a real

Drudge does not mean it's real.

The govt. is looking into it. I'm sure they know a boob when
they see one.

No, the billion people watching the incident either live or on
tv aren't reliable witnesses. Just like the 'Phoenix Lights'
incident they were all drunk on beer and high carb diets.

It wasn't a real boob. Janet Jackson wasn't even at the
Superbowl that day. Our records show it was a crash test dummy
and dummy boobs don't count.

You 'thought' you saw a boob. It was probably time compression.

There was no boob on radar so it's not real.

I don't care if you heard about it on the Art Bell Show or the
Jeff Rense Show or Strange Days Show. Everyone knows those shows
are run by left wing sympathizers and the boob was a 'right
boob' and they're jealous!



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