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Re: Janet Jackson & UFOs - Maccabee

From: Bruce Maccabee <brumac.nul>
Date: Tue, 3 Feb 2004 18:00:01 -0500
Fwd Date: Wed, 04 Feb 2004 09:13:11 -0500
Subject: Re: Janet Jackson & UFOs - Maccabee


>From: Greg Boone <Evolbaby.nul>
>To: ufoupdates.nul
>Date: Tue, 3 Feb 2004 09:19:31 EST
>Subject: Janet Jackson & UFOs

>Okay, so during the most widely broadcast event on the planet, a
>saucy-singer gets a boob exposed for a few seconds and the world
>is in an uproar.

>Talk shows and newscasts and papers and websites are all abuzz
>about the incident.

>Meanwhile evil warlords are still running rampant, deficits
>barrellroll to unprecedented levels, terrorists are running amok >
>and no one has yet discovered the ancient mystery of 'The
>Missing Left Socks'.

>Add to that, UFO sightings continue, abduction stories continue
>and our government is still stonewalling us on this matter
>because it doesn't exist.

That was no boob! That was a flying saucer!

Just ask Dr's Grinspoon and Persky (sp?), psychiatrists who
presented a paper at the American Association for the
Advancement of Science (AAAS UFO "debate" in December of 1969.

They argued that flying saucers come primarily in two shapes
(domed disc and cigar) because witnesses are reporting delusions
or dreams related to their sexual upbringing or fantasies. In
other words, the domed disc is based on memories of suckling in
childhood. You can probably guess what the cigar shape is based
on.

So, Janet Jackson... release the saucers and let 'em fly!




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