From: Steven Kaeser <steve.nul>
Date: Tue, 3 Feb 2004 11:04:40 -0500
Fwd Date: Tue, 03 Feb 2004 11:45:28 -0500
Subject: Re: Janet Jackson & UFOs - Kaeser


>From: Greg Boone <Evolbaby.nul>
>To: ufoupdates.nul
>Date: Tue, 3 Feb 2004 09:19:31 EST
>Subject: Janet Jackson & UFOs

>Okay, so during the most widely broadcast event on the planet, a
>saucy-singer gets a boob exposed for a few seconds and the world
>is in an uproar.

>Talk shows and newscasts and papers and websites are all abuzz
>about the incident.

<snip>

>We'll never get to the bottom of the UFO issue until one day a
>UFO interrupts television broadcasting during a sporting event
>that subsequently leads to a beer truck not making a delivery
>because the cigarette truck smashed into it as the driver was
>watching an UFO fly overhead with a bikini clad bimbo carried
>aloft in it's tractor beam.

>When that happens we'll get the due attention of the powers that
>be.


Maybe not. There is a major uproar over this that may cause all
"live" network feeds to be placed on a short delay. This will
give the networks an opportunity to cut any feed that shows
something that the public shouldn't see. And just think... this
will provide real value to those who spend thousands of dollars
for tickets to these sporting events, because they'll know who
the winner is about 15 seconds before the rest of the
world..... <g>


Steve