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Janet Jackson & UFOs

From: Greg Boone <Evolbaby.nul>
Date: Tue, 3 Feb 2004 09:19:31 EST
Fwd Date: Tue, 03 Feb 2004 09:34:15 -0500
Subject: Janet Jackson & UFOs

Okay, so during the most widely broadcast event on the planet, a
saucy-singer gets a boob exposed for a few seconds and the world
is in an uproar.

Talk shows and newscasts and papers and websites are all abuzz
about the incident.

Meanwhile evil warlords are still running rampant, deficits
barrellroll to unprecedented levels, terrorists are running amok
and no one has yet discovered the ancient mystery of 'The
Missing Left Socks'.

Add to that, UFO sightings continue, abduction stories continue
and our government is still stonewalling us on this matter
because it doesn't exist.

Why, just recently scientists discovered a new state of matter
and two, count em', two new elements! That sure made the topic
of the day over the Super Bowl fiasco!

It goes to show you where our attentions are as a culture.
Unless it's got sex and violence we're not concerned with it.

We'll never get to the bottom of the UFO issue until one day a
UFO interrupts television broadcasting during a sporting event
that subsequently leads to a beer truck not making a delivery
because the cigarette truck smashed into it as the driver was
watching an UFO fly overhead with a bikini clad bimbo carried
aloft in it's tractor beam.

When that happens we'll get the due attention of the powers that



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