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Re: Bob Lazar - True or False? - Hatch

From: Larry Hatch <larry@larryhatch.net>
Date: Mon, 24 Jun 2002 04:39:37 -0700
Fwd Date: Mon, 24 Jun 2002 10:10:00 -0400
Subject: Re: Bob Lazar - True or False? - Hatch


 >From: Jim Mortellaro <Jsmortell@aol.com>
 >To: ufoupdates@virtuallystrange.net
 >Date: Sat, 22 Jun 2002 14:50:00 EDT
 >Subject: Re: Bob Lazar - True or False?

 >>From: Glenn Campbell <campbell@ufomind.com>
 >>To: UFO UpDates - Toronto <ufoupdates@virtuallystrange.net>
 >>Date: Fri, 21 Jun 2002 17:51:00 -0700
 >>Subject: Bob Lazar - True or False?

 >>By Glenn Campbell

 >>I am happily retired from the Area 51 field and am currently
 >>enjoying a blissfully UFO-free lifestyle, but one issue won't
 >>leave me alone: People keep asking me about Bob Lazar. True or
 >>False: Did he work with flying saucers at "Area S-4"?

 ><snip>

 >>Answering "False" still rubs me the wrong way.

[snip]

 >Dear Glenn, List, EBK;

 >Glenn Campbell - True or False?

 >Should be the title of this piece. Who is Glenn Campbell,
 >anyway? Nothing more than a singer. Who is this singer and why
 >does he create more than enough noise, the kind of noise of
 >which we spoked on several other posts, to choke off the entire
 >spectrum? Huh?

Dear Jimbo:  Are you thinking of Ricky Nelson?

 >Almost everyone knows that Lazar is a man at his word, speaking
 >his truth, that he most certainly _did_ do what he said he dood,
 >that he was right there, underground, at Area 51 1/2! Of which
 >very few peoples know exists about.... about which everyone
 >knows, exists.

 >Whatever.

 >Singer didn't know about them places, eh? Well they are there,
 >in black and white. (Most secret places are never in color, just
 >aks Stanley Steaman, Friendly Stanton ... whatever)

 >So armed with this knowledge, we, the Canal Street Research
 >Tank, certify that Mr. Lazar is the real deal. And, we expect to
 >have him regressed by Dr. J. Jaime Gesundt himself. Morty has
 >resignated from his position and I been taken to put it over,
 >put to taken his position over. Whatever. Here is our decisions
 >and certifications:

 >Bobby (The ALien Hunter) Lazar is, by virtue of this
 >certificate, the real deal. We certify having verified that he
 >worked at the ultra, super, top, top secret Area 51 1/2, and
 >that he definitely saw flying saucers and figgered 'em all out
 >how they work. And this is our position statement. From our
 >normal and regular position. Gripple prone.

 >God bless America and all the ships at sea, and them Canadians
 >too, what the heck.

 >Dr., Dr., Dr., J. Jaime Gesundt, The Third


Dear Mortawhacka: [burp]

I think Lazar is as genuine as non-fat lasagna.


Best wishes

- Larry Hatch



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