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Re: Bob Lazar - True or False? - Mortellaro

From: Jim Mortellaro <Jsmortell@aol.com>
Date: Sat, 22 Jun 2002 14:50:00 EDT
Fwd Date: Sun, 23 Jun 2002 07:21:54 -0400
Subject: Re: Bob Lazar - True or False? - Mortellaro


 >From: Glenn Campbell <campbell@ufomind.com>
 >To: UFO UpDates - Toronto <ufoupdates@virtuallystrange.net>
 >Date: Fri, 21 Jun 2002 17:51:00 -0700
 >Subject: Bob Lazar - True or False?

 >By Glenn Campbell

 >I am happily retired from the Area 51 field and am currently
 >enjoying a blissfully UFO-free lifestyle, but one issue won't
 >leave me alone: People keep asking me about Bob Lazar. True or
 >False: Did he work with flying saucers at "Area S-4"?

<snip>

 >Answering "False" still rubs me the wrong way. I distain
 >finality, and I certainly don't want to attract the attention
 >Lazar's rabid supporters. Instead, I would rather state things
 >in relative terms: Lazar's claims _could_ be true, like the boy
 >crying wolf who eventually encounters a real one, but given the
 >known lies and lack of new information, the joy of exploring the
 >story has dwindled. Life is full of more interesting mysteries.

Dear Glenn, List, EBK;

Glenn Campbell - True or False?

Should be the title of this piece. Who is Glenn Campbell,
anyway? Nothing more than a singer. Who is this singer and why
does he create more than enough noise, the kind of noise of
which we spoked on several other posts, to choke off the entire
spectrum? Huh?

Almost everyone knows that Lazar is a man at his word, speaking
his truth, that he most certainly _did_ do what he said he dood,
that he was right there, underground, at Area 51 1/2! Of which
very few peoples know exists about.... about which everyone
knows, exists.

Whatever.

Singer didn't know about them places, eh? Well they are there,
in black and white. (Most secret places are never in color, just
aks Stanley Steaman, Friendly Stanton ... whatever)

So armed with this knowledge, we, the Canal Street Research
Tank, certify that Mr. Lazar is the real deal. And, we expect to
have him regressed by Dr. J. Jaime Gesundt himself. Morty has
resignated from his position and I been taken to put it over,
put to taken his position over. Whatever. Here is our decisions
and certifications:

Bobby (The ALien Hunter) Lazar is, by virtue of this
certificate, the real deal. We certify having verified that he
worked at the ultra, super, top, top secret Area 51 1/2, and
that he definitely saw flying saucers and figgered 'em all out
how they work. And this is our position statement. From our
normal and regular position. Gripple prone.

God bless America and all the ships at sea, and them Canadians
too, what the heck.

Dr., Dr., Dr., J. Jaime Gesundt, The Third


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