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Re: SDI-170-01-05-02 - 'My Take On It' - Mortellaro

From: Jim Mortellaro <Jsmortell@aol.com>
Date: Tue, 8 Jan 2002 09:49:27 EST
Fwd Date: Wed, 09 Jan 2002 05:22:27 -0500
Subject: Re: SDI-170-01-05-02 - 'My Take On It' - Mortellaro

 >From: David Furlotte <furry@nobelmed.com>
 >To: <ufoupdates@virtuallystrange.net>
 >Subject: SDI - 01-05-02 'My Take On It'
 >Date: Tue, 8 Jan 2002 01:42:10 -0500

 >Montana has a problem, and if you travel through Montana and spot
 >a herd of cattle, you'd be best advised to not slow down or stop
 >to let the kids get a closer look because some Cattle rancher
 >might shoot you. You see, the cattle ranchers in Montana are
 >nervous. And rightly so. That area of the world has been having a
 >rash of cattle mutilations that nobody can seem to _stop_ - _or_
 >explain. In the years from 1974 to 1977, the Great Falls area of
 >Montana was the location of the most intense and sustained wave
 >of animal mutilations in recorded history and with eight
 >reported cases during the summer of 2001, the residents are
 >getting worried that it's starting up again.


 >Montana has a problem with Cattle mutilations and it may involve
 >aliens or not, but with groups like NIDS doing the _hard_
 >research and developing the data we're getting _closer_ to
 >determining what is behind animal mutilations.

 >But that's just _my_ take on it.....

Dear Furry, List and Errol,

There is no mystery over these cattle mutilations, Furry. We
at the Canal Street UFoolillogical Society have already not
only solved the mystery, but capitalized on it. Oxindale is the
most pleasant ingredient in Gripple which adds a nice flavor
as well as a pleasant 'after glow.' And it does not require the
services of a cigarette after use. We of the Gripple Plant Number
Two, as opposed to Number One, have sealed a deal with the
second most frequent visitor here on earth, the Paladians from
Mongo. They give us Oxindale, they give us the 'good parts'
of the cattle (which we use to process our products) and we
give them Gripple. They love it. Helps them 'fold space' better.

And since their planet is dry (similar to Arrakis), we satisfy a

By the way, cattle 'good parts' and the little critters which
inhabit them are a prime processing ingredient in our famoso
fresh wines.

Ergo, mystery solved. Another scoop and you herd it here.


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