From: Jim Mortellaro <Jsmortell@aol.com> Date: Tue, 1 Jan 2002 23:25:14 EST Fwd Date: Wed, 02 Jan 2002 12:15:33 -0500 Subject: My Name Is Sue... How Do You Do? Dear List, Errol, On advice of counsel, I am suing everyone on this List who had called me a name. Any name. Although I am not a litigious person, I insist on people not calling me names. Those people who did call me names are all jerks anyway. Probably take Hero In and other assorted sgurds [there goes that pesky dyslexia again]. Once, when I was new to this List, some arrogant son of a pelican prat called me a name. I wanted so much to sue the bastard, but I thought better of it and decided to have him killed instead. A-hole! So, in conclusion, I wish to inform Msrs Old Barf, Young Blood, Stacey Keesh, (and the person I cannot name) plus many, many others, that my consiglieri will be in touch with them. Wanna know who my consiglieri is? Huh? Non-other than the same man who was consiglieri to the GodFadda. _That_ lawyer. So, you stupid loons better not call me no names. And in conclusion number two... this is addressed to you Mr. Carp... Flarp .. Fleck... whathehellever... if you write posts on this list and wanna sue me? Well, I'll have you all either kneecapped or whacked by one of my uncles... all of whom's members are made. So back off numbskulls... dopes and other fools .. and no name calling. As for me, I shall now resort to the same silly nonsense I have been listening to for too long, the silliness of Phrock and his ilk... and this is purely my opinion... stay the hell off this list of you can't take it. Otherwise, drop the litigious B.S. or consider another venue. I know of one... it's the "Nya, Nya, I'm gonna tell your mommy on you!" list. For babies like you. Jim Mortellaro Sour, pickled and pissed - I ran out of Gripple too early tonight and the stores are closed.
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