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Re: Uninvited White Things On My Lawn - Mortellaro

From: Jim Mortellaro <Jsmortell@aol.com>
Date: Tue, 1 Jan 2002 00:45:08 EST
Fwd Date: Tue, 01 Jan 2002 10:46:11 -0500
Subject: Re: Uninvited White Things On My Lawn - Mortellaro

 >Date: Sun, 30 Dec 2001 08:52:48 -0800
 >From: Larry Hatch <larry@larryhatch.net>
 >To: Toronto <ufoupdates@virtuallystrange.net>
 >Subject: Uninvited White Things On My Lawn

 >Dear sirs and Mmes:

 >All sorts of uninvited hack restaurant reviews and gawd knows
 >what else wind up on my poor unmowed California lawn.

Dear Hatcher, List and Errol,

I must admit that I can sympathise... sympathize. Uh, where wuz
I? Oh, the uninvited thingies on _my_ lawn are not hack
restaurant reviews. They are, however, 'what else!' Once, when I
wuz about four, this round thing with lights on it, and windows
(I think) all 'round, and not "... a woman's face in every
one... " as in Dylan's Ballad of Frankie Lee and Judas Priest. I
did, howsumever, almost die of thirst as did Mr. Priest did.

The moral of this story, the moral of this song, is that them
bastards, should never be where they don't belong. Which is also
true of a number of other duds... dudes... around these hear
parts. Here parts.

Merry Happy. I know I am. In spite of mom being a hunnert miles
away in that stinky, filthy, dirty, rotten, unsafe and generally
miserable place called (Eeeek!) New Yawk, which I hate with a
passion, she is with me.

Unfortunately so are the bastards and the left over Grappa and
other assorted ketones. (hic! - Excuse me).

 >Its awful really, and mostly my fault for being lazy and too
 >cheap to hire decent assistancias.

Hey, we gots the same type-a hep here. What a co-inky-dink.
Hmmm. Wuner why?

Oil well...


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