From: Joe McGonagle <joem_cgonagle@yahoo.com>
Date: Thu, 13 Dec 2001 02:25:20 -0000
Fwd Date: Thu, 13 Dec 2001 03:44:28 -0500
Subject: Re: Formation in Iran Resembles Face on Mars... -


Thank you for your comments, Mac, Jim, Christopher, and Lan,

I was really just testing the water to see what the reaction
would be to a speculative theory which I have, and it seems that
my theory should be readily accepted by this forum.

I speculate that the Moon is actually made of cheese. Now I
realise that this may sound ridiculous, but if you spend as many
hours as I have following up this theory, I am sure that you will
reach the same conclusion.

Here are two facts which I am sure everyone will agree with and
are really very obvious, but don't occur to people without some
prompting:

1. The colour of the Moon is remarkably similar to that of most
    varieties of cheese.

2. The Moon has a strikingly similar shape to many varieties of
    cheese.

These facts started me thinking that perhaps it really is
cheese?

"Aaah", I hear you say, "astronauts have landed on the Moon, and
they say it is made of rock!".

Nonsense! My response to that is that it is well documented that
the moon landing was faked in order for NASA to secure Federal
funding. This fact has even been broadcast on television! No
educated person believes that the Moon landings really took
place!

Take it from me, the cheese industry is the only organisation to
have set foot on the Moon.

"But you can see the craters from meteors on the surface!"

Yes, a minority of them are meteor craters, but most of them are
in fact cheese mines, which have an identical appearance. It is
obvious that if so many craters were produced by meteor impacts,
there would be no life on Earth, because we would experience
proportionally far more meteor impacts than the Moon, due to our
greater mass.

If you look at the Moon through a telescope, you can just make
out the roads used to convey the cheese from the mines to the
processing plants (which also show up as regular formations on
the surface).

This activity is also the only possible explanation for the
reported flashes of light from the surface, which is caused by
sunlight reflecting off polished metal and glass surfaces which
are rotated to capture energy from the sun for use by the
processing plants.

"But everyone knows that cheese is made from cows milk!"

It is true that some speciality "cheeses" are manufactured from
cows milk, but this only makes up a tiny proportion of global
cheese production. Cheese produced in this way is in fact
artificial, and could only deliver sufficient quantities until
the development of mass-marketing, which fortuitously coincided
with Earth's earliest ventures into space.

Just consider how much milk would be required to satisfy market
demand for cheese on a worldwide scale-the number of cattle
required to produce such a quantity would not fit on the planet.
Even if the cattle were stacked in special high rise buildings,
the amount of Methane produced by them would poison the
atmosphere.

It would however be an alternative to the internet for a source
of bovine solid waste products......

"It would be too expensive to ship the cheese from the Moon to
Earth!".

This is a blatant fallacy. Firstly, the gravity on the Moon is
far less than the gravity on Earth. It is obvious that once you
get a mile or so above the surface of the Moon, the Earth's
gravity will draw the cheese containers towards it, so it costs
very little.

Very large containers are used, and they are programmed to land
in remote parts of the Antarctic ocean where they are recovered
by secret superfreighters.

Sometimes, the trajectory of these containers passes over
populated areas, and this is a major source of UFO reports.

The location also reduces preservation costs while the bulk
cheese is processed for the retail market, as refrigeration
isn't needed at the Antarctic processing plants.

The cost of production of cheese in this way, as opposed to
maintaining livestock, processing milk, and extended storage
during the maturation process on Earth is less than one percent
of organic production costs.

"Somebody would find out about it, and tell the world!"

This is the macabre part-the workforce used in the production
are genetically engineered clones. They are mute, and of low
intelligence, but are trained for specific tasks in the
industry. They have no knowledge of the rest of humanity, and
accept their existence without  question or pay of any kind.
They live exclusively on a diet of cheese. They are, in fact, a
genetically engineered slave race.

The authorities are given a portion of the profits to ensure
their co-operation, and they actively suppress any information
about the Lunar cheese industry in order to protect this
undeclared income which is used for their black budgets.

The retail industry is totally unaware of the facts, and
believes that all cheese is produced from milk.

"What other evidence is there to support the theory?"

1. Global warming. As cheese is excavated from the Moon, the
mass of the Moon is gradually reduced. This mass atrophy is not
immediately obvious, and is very minute, but it affects the
tidal systems and hence the weather systems on Earth. This
evidence is all around us, but Science has not officially
considered the true source of the phenomenon yet.

2. The physical characteristics of the cheese.

Artificial (ie produced from milk) cheese has natural blemishes
caused by the organic biochemical processes involved. Real
cheese (Lunar) is very smooth in texture, with no air pockets
due to the lack of any significant Lunar atmosphere.

3. The reaction of the cheese industry to enquiries about the
theory.

If the theory was incorrect, you would expect the cheese
industry to provide verifiable statistics to show where all the
cheese in the market place comes from.

Instead, they attempt to discredit the theory by describing it
as "Wild, unfounded speculation, with no basis in reality",
without offering any counter-argument. This is definite proof
that they have something to hide. A number of investigators
following up this theory have disappeared or died under
mysterious circumstances.

4. The amount of "Scientific" expeditions to the Antarctic.

These missions are a cover for industry related personell to
make business trips to the area. What is there in the region for
Scientists to study? Just snow and water. The claims of an
abundance of meteorites in the area are false, but large numbers
are shipped from the Moon in the cheese containers then
"discovered" on the snow plains.

This is in addition to the the other evidence mentioned before,
ie the similarity in colour and shape, the evidence of mining
activity, processing plants and roads, the flashes from the
solar power stations, the Lunar landing hoax, the excessive
presence of meteor impact craters, reports of UFO's, the fact
that Earth could not support sufficient milk production to
satisfy demand, and the false reports about the cost of
transportation.

"So what if the Moon is made of cheese? I don't care, it's not
important!"

The more I dig, the more convinced I am that a revelation will
be made in the near future. If we continue to consume cheese at
the current rate, in fifty years time the effect on the Moon
will be obvious, together with the effects on our ecosystem, and
an alternative source of cheese will have to be found. Cheese
will be the driving force behind space exploration, so it is of
vital importance to humanity. Because of the importance of this
matter, I would like everyone to contact their MP/Senator and
bring it to their attention.

"This is wild speculation!"

Yes, but speculation is the precursor to discovery. Mark my
words, it will all turn out to be as I have written, and my
investment of research time will be justified! I have devoted
eight years of my life towards researching and exposing this
scandal. Now is the time to confront our political leaders and
representatives with the proven facts!

Regards, Joe