From: Josh Goldstein <clearlight@t-online.de>
Date: Fri, 04 Aug 2000 01:53:45 +0200
Fwd Date: Fri, 04 Aug 2000 14:27:12 -0400
Subject: UpDate: The Chupacabra Song Contest - The Winner


Hello everybody. It is now August and the Chupi song contest has
ended. I'm very proud to announce that the winner is Bruce
Maccabee. He is going to receive a surprise gift package from
UFOria. He had the best song entry but it does not contain
enough latin topicality for our application.

I hope EBK and all you wonderful UpDates folk enjoy Bruce's
creation. Sing it yourselves and get in the fiesta mood.
Tomorrow I will post the runner-up (gotta keep up the suspense).


Bruce Maccabee wrote:


ODE TO LA CHUPACABRA
May he Live Long and Prosper
(at someone else's expense)

La Chupacabra, La Chupacabra...
What a cutie guy you are.
La Chupacabra, La Chupacabra,
I love you more than life, by far.

(end here after finishing the following verses/refrain)


La Chupacabra, La Chupabra,
Your eyes are such a lovely red.
La Chupacabra, La Chupacabra,
I love to kiss your fuzzy head.

(refrain)
I love you, oh my Chupacabra,
You make me laugh when I am sad.
But stay away from my chihuahua..
You killed the cat and that was bad!

(Verse)
La Chupacabra, La Chupacabra,
The jaws that bite the claws that catch.
La Chupacabra, La Chupacabra,
You'd even scare the Bandersnatch!

La Chupacabra, La Chupacabra,
On Halloween you'll really shine.
La Chupacabra, La Chupacarba,
I can hardly wait until you're mine.

(refrain)
Oh, the little chupacabra,
Running through the chicken yard.
Looking for a chicken sandwich,
The Colonel better be on guard!

(repeat first verse and end)