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Re: Alfred's Odd Ode #194

From: Alfred Lehmberg <Lehmberg@snowhill.com>
Date: Wed, 29 Oct 1997 06:01:36 -0600
Fwd Date: Thu, 30 Oct 1997 08:15:48 -0500
Subject: Re: Alfred's Odd Ode #194

Apology to MW #194 (For October 29, 1997)

ONE is a joke 'til you see its ID,
Then it's truly _the_ number to set you so free.

If the last number is 'even', then TWO will sure work;
And keep going =91til 'odd' to do math like a clerk.

When the sum in a number is divided by THREE?
The whole number is THREE=92S, that=92s for free, can you see?

And FOUR is too easy, take the last two alone. . .
If divided by FOUR, then FOUR takes it home.

If FIVE is the number -- look for five, or a zero.
The last number I=92m meaning, then FIVE is the hero.

SIX is a number you don=92t use for free =96
As divided by  SIX -- works with two AND WITH three.

SEVEN is weird, so divide long 'til later,
Seven has its own song, but use a calculator.

EIGHT is like four =96 but where four was "last two,"
EIGHT=92S is last three, and on that you must chew.

And NINE is the easiest -- did it satisfy three?
The rule is the same, that=92s for free, ask the "T".

For TEN to work wonder, the last number is zero;
But that=92s a no brainer, for this you=92re no hero!

ELEVEN breaks the number into odd and even columns
Add apart =96 but then subtract the small one from the big one
If eleven divides this smaller number, the whole number is eleven=92s
This is how you work your will as ELEVEN=92S number maven.

Twelve and thirteen get pretty big, so use the calculator.
Or long divide, it=92s up to you. Hang on, it's getting better!

This is ALL your divided by's =96 with these you=92re making time!
But go warp speed, and skip a step -- start using only *prime*!!!

Don't get your chubby bunches in a flap of insurrection!
They're two, and three and five and seven -- eleven, thirteen >>>


You know=85I'll bet that infinity is a prime number=85

The poetic approach is always useful <g>. In it are found seeds of
metaphor, and the warm water of necessity.  They come from the heart,
and even filtered through convention are more *real* than the hard prose
=85 unless the prose was written with poetry in mind?

What's the ufological reference! Where is the ubiquitous tie in?

It's about getting as many over the hurdle as you can, and actively
seeking ways to continue respect for those that will not make it over
your hurdle. If there are too many people to give that consideration to
then what is needed is less people. I wonder that the news _is all bad_
that human fertility rates have fallen off as high as 50%. When we cop
to that -- the UFO's begin to get explained. We're not looking. If we
really look, we find. We better start really looking.

Explore the Alien View?


"I cleave the heavens, and soar to the infinite. What others see from
afar, I leave far behind me." - Giordano Bruno, while burning at the
fundamentalist's stake for wanting to do some actual looking.


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HARASSMENT; however, the harassment index is infinite for each of us.
Consider what is not considered.

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