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Alfred's Odd Ode #193

From: Alfred Lehmberg <Lehmberg@snowhill.com>
Date: Sun, 26 Oct 1997 05:09:17 -0600
Fwd Date: Sun, 26 Oct 1997 22:37:17 -0500
Subject: Alfred's Odd Ode #193

Apology to MW #193 (For October 26, 1997)

Been having SPAM for breakfast since the Updates went away.
People selling sex and soap, their stuff in disarray.
CNN and NBC, or even center FOX
Won't touch the stuff that Errol prints, and sends out to my box.

This song's about our Errol, and I see him in green tights <g>.
And like Robin in dark Sherwood, it is he that brings the light.
To go on any further is to fawn unentertaining,
So, I'll discuss his motivation and entertain in the explaining.

He's a government plant to keep track on the wackiness?
He lulls us to false sense -- secure in his craftiness?
A master -- black ops of the true M.I.B.,
Does he orchestrate our thinking, does he spy on you and me?

Could he be an ET Alien that is saddled with the task
Of breaking us in easy as he hides behind his mask?
Does he keep a probe handy performing experiments
That works to *our* use of his cooler accouterments <g>?

A watcher unseen from the stars in the night?
Does he make communication out of frame, and out of sight?
Does he have unguessed agenda, is he busy at his work?
Does he hover in dark corners, is he shadow, does he lurk?

Rebecca says he's wonderful, but she's probably in his spell.
He _is_  mondo friendly on the phone, with manners smooth as hell.
But I'm not fooled, he's hiding something -- Updates is a front!
I'll bet there's devil worship! I'll be Falwell's foil -- (a skunk)!

I must alert the Christian Brotherhood, (tell the sisters "go along")!
Mass against his Satan worship, be conservatively strong.
E-mail from demon Updates is a weave of evil runes
That causes masturbation, rock and roll, or those sexy devil's tunes!

What are his secrets, what are his plans,
<When will he publish the Updates again?>
Doesn't he realize, doesn't he care
There are thousands just sitting, awaiting -- a'stare.

Eyes glued to useless monitors a'flicker with the tripe
That comes from pocket picker's vile invasive spamming hype.
I even read a "READ THIS," that went on about "free money"
That I "get" by sending dollars to a man who _keeps_ them=85funny.

I bet it's Errol gets those dollars -- in some mad cruel twist of fates.

How else could he afford the time he spends on E-vil Updates!
How else would he long tolerate imposition such as mine,
As I paint that I appreciate his efforts with my rhyme?


I bet he's got a killer old lady, too. Just a feeling. Thank you Errol,
for the valued service that you perform, and know I miss you when you're
gone ... but for you, I would be a *self published* poet <g>.

Explore the Alien View?


"I cleave the heavens, and soar to the infinite. What others see from
afar, I leave far behind me." - Giordano Bruno, while burning at the
fundamentalist's stake. Later on EBK would risk the _same_ stake.


Government or Social Harassment REPORT - Presently, "ZERO" Personal
HARASSMENT; however, the harassment index is infinite for each of us.
Consider the ubiquitous, extensive, and pervasive SPAM.

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