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Re: Questions for Abductees

From: Sean Jones <tedric@tedric.demon.co.uk>
Date: Fri, 17 Oct 1997 15:59:29 +0100
Fwd Date: Fri, 17 Oct 1997 23:22:14 -0400
Subject: Re: Questions for Abductees

>Date: Thu, 16 Oct 1997 10:58:16 -0400
>From: Peregrine Mendoza <101653.2205@compuserve.com>
>Subject: Questions for Abductees (RV)
>To: UFO UpDates - Toronto <updates@globalserve.net>

To the Duke of Mendoze I present my compliments on your syllogistic
speech on your abduction theories.

>The Duke of Mendoza presents his compliments and apologizes for
>this belated response to, among other things...
>...but His Grace's horse went lame recently and needed much
>attention (and he hopes Zeiler, Rudiak & Partners, Conspiracy
>Brokers & Commissioners for Oaths of Ufological Loyalty, will
>be thrown into a frenzy of significance-seeking on learning
>that the hack in question is big, black, and called "Secret");
>a number of people "in trade" have rather vulgarly suggested he
>might need money in return for services urgently to be
>rendered, but swiftly rendered they were; Lady Amarintha has
>been unwell; and there has been a spot of bother among the
>field agents, who want bigger allowances for false moustaches
>and are too lazy to grow their own. It has been a packed and
>stimulating fortnight, but this is not the Mendoza Diocesean
>News - especially as His Grace had recently to hang the
>Cardinal, who was edging toward the ducal kosher kitchenware
>with a phial of Lourdes water in his left hand -

Are you ever lost for words? :o)

>Do we really have to go through the Top 47 Reasons why the ETH
>and the Gray alien fall off the twig with a flick of Occam's
>razor, here?

Er let me see. At a guess you would say something like there is
no hard evidence. Yes? Well let me put it to you there is no
PUBLIC hard evidence.

> And I'll give you a
>minimum of four logical reasons,

Please do.

> I shall have to ask my mum.

You are obviously a very lucky man to have such a knowledgeable mother.

>Yours &c
>Plywood D. Mahogany
>Fascia Lifter

I won't answer this one :-)

        Are you a man or a mouse, come on squeek up!
                       Sean Jones
          reply to--sean@tedric.demon.co.uk
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