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Latest in Latin logic

From: legion@werple.net.au [John Stepkowski]
Date: Wed, 8 Oct 1997 06:04:11 +1000 (EST)
Fwd Date: Tue, 07 Oct 1997 23:32:42 -0400
Subject: Latest in Latin logic

Hi Errol;

Appended is an article which may be of interest.  Now there's
an official Vatican-approved Latin translation for 'UFO' --
and Page Three girl and disco and playboy and whisky!

Is this a covert survival guide for the imminent UFO invasion?

When the Greyliens/Reptoids land en masse, distract them with
pictures of Page Three girls, the noise of discos, and the
stupefying effects of whisky.  Once they've succumbed to our
Earthly delights, the invasion will be thwarted.

You read it here first.

 - John


         >From Melbourne _Herald Sun_, Oct. 7, 1997, p. 21

	                Latest in Latin logic

	The Vatican has published a Latin dictionary containing
        phrases that may raise eyebrows among the faithful.

	   Page Three girl (exterioris pagine puella), disco
	(orbium phonbographicorum theca) and UFO (res inexplicata
	volans) can all be found in the volume.

	   So too are babe (praecipua scaenica actrix), playboy
	(juvenis voluptarius) and whisky (viscium).

	   The 15,000-word dictionary was produced on the orders
	of the Pope.

	   He found that many bishops were unable to speak the
	language of the Holy Mother Church.

           The book has become a best-seller in Rome.

                                              -- DAILY MAIL


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